" " ( quotes)

nutty ones

1.Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.That's relativity.
- Albert Einstein

2.The brain is a wonderful organ.It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
- Robert Frost

3.The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
-Franklin P. Jones

4.We must believe in luck.For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?
-Jean Coctura.

5.It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.
- Jerry Seinfeld

6.It matters not whether you win or lose;what matters is whether I win or lose.
- Darrin Weinberg

7. Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome."

8. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

9.Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.

10.It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.

11.Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.

12.Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.

13.Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

14.Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

15.Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Part II

1.If your father is a poor man , it is your fate but ,if your father-in-law is a poor man , it's your stupidity.

2.A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station... What more can I say !

3.

posted by ramakrishnan @ 1:17 AM